Woke Up You Caught Me With a Smile

I wish I was tired, I just want to go to sleep and pretend I’m not miserable and alone for a few hours

onigatito:

(via belovedgoofball)

I wish I wasn’t so fucking sensitive about everything

not long been awake and boy oh boy i wish i was dead

animatedtext:

(via ent-wife)

puppygirl-hornyposting:

(via fleshblight)

Her: I like a guy with fair skin

Me, uncircumcised, poor hearing: Oh? 😏

stokoetopia:

Somebody make my pot noodle for me and i’ll give you head pay you

Update: I got myself my pot noodle